sirius, peter, and remus as james’s #1 hecklers during his quidditch games
"POTTER YOU CALL THAT A PASS? MY GRANDMOTHER IRMA, MERLIN REST HER SOUL, COULD’VE THROWN BETTER THAN THAT!"
"OI POTTER I’VE GOT TEN GALLEONS SAYS YOU FALL OFF YOUR BROOM IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES. MAKE ME RICH, EH?"
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
Petition for every member of Loki’s resistance to spend one nice afternoon sitting down on their bottoms and watching the entirety of Thor, The Avengers and Thor: The Dark World. From start to finish. No interruptions. No skipping. Pause it when you need to pee. Don’t look away. Don’t talk over it.
Then let’s try this whole interpretation thing again.
"I love pubic hair!"
"People shouldn’t have to shave if they don’t want to!"
"There’s nothing gross or unnatural about body hair!"
"I don’t like women who wax their pubes…who wants to feel like they’re having sex with a prepubescent girl?"
Anyone can have their body hair however they want it
Shaving or not shaving is not an invitation to be ridiculed
It is MY body hair and I will do whatever the hell I like with it