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Cosmo sex tip #254

bifrostedflake:

cosmo-sex-tips:

In the middle of sex, say ” Long live the king” then push him off the bed.

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Nothing they haven’t done……

Castiel: Dean, I have learned a humorous joke.
Dean: Oh this should be good. Go ahead, Cas.
Castiel: Knock. Knock.
Dean: Who's there?
Castiel: Interrupting moose.
Dean: Interrupting moo-?
Sam: Hi guys! So get this...
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thor
cassdiel:


That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character…

 #thor to the loki fandom
IV.

maddishly:

You look like an electrical storm
waiting to happen.
There is thunder in the way
you crack your bones; 
you only smile when it rains, and
I’ve finally figured out why. It’s
because there is lightning in you
and you’re bursting at the joints
to let it out.

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“You are now watching the throne, don’t let me get in my zone.”
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shutupmerlin:

My new favourite thing to do on the internet when I’m bored is to go onto IMDB, look up perfectly innocent movies, and read the Parents Guide 

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murderotic:

gamefreaksnz:

Lego Marvel Super Heroes: debut screenshots 
Warner Bros. have released the first screenshots for LEGO Marvel Super Heroes, the first LEGO videogame to feature Marvel characters.

ÄLSKLINNNNNNNGGG !!! 
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5149eszter:

abcdefarachnid:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ Greek Mythology  

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ Norse Mythology

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ Arabic Mythology

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ Celtic Mythology

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ Fictional Mythology

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ Mythology

/|\(;,;)/|\ Mythos 

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enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down